Oktoberfest?

Well, this weekend I was in Munich to the world-known Oktoberfest. To those who never went there: ”You haven't missed anything!!!” And to those who went there more than once: “How could you?”
Ok, I admit that it was interesting to see, but so much talk about the famous beer festival is to me quite illogical...
Imagine:

- Getting up at 7am, getting ready ASAP. All girls put so much effort into making them look beautiful (For whom then??? For all the drunks that don't even care how a girl looks like?).
- Need to be there at 8am (especially over the weekend). FYI: We were there an hour later and couldn't find a place to sit.
- You actually start drinking in the morning. I traveled Friday night after work, slept 2 hours in a tent, was tired like hell and started drinking at 10am. After my third and last one liter of beer (as the glasses are 1 liter). I was out of the game for at least two hours (I think I slept on the table).
- You can be witness of cock-sucking on your own table (some girls almost sucked some guys d…who sat on the same table being so drunk).
- You can learn an amazing amount of rich and high meaningful typical German songs.
- You can pretty often have beer-showers which are so nice as everybody knows “beer is considered to have one of the nicest smells”.
- And you can come home with diarrhea (like me).

So you still wanna go?